i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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