No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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