so that wasnt chicken after all
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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