what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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