margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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