Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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