It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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