dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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