Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
as a side note pls kill me
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
