Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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