that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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