3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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