Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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