Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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