In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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