Im at strip club and am horny
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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