no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
where does the pee come out of this thing
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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