dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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