Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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