Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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