He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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