If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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