Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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