oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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