Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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