I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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