Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
