Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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