I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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