It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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