my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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