ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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