So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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