I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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