Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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