Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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