my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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