love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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