i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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