New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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