She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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