everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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