I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Randomize
