Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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