If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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