party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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