I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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