Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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