Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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