i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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