Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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