Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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