I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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