The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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