Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I want a musical about memes.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize