hell yes lets make some ravioli
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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