youre lurking in front of me
If that was your dad, he is hot
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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