So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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